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The Dark Reality About Xmas Music
Xmas time (i.e., any day after Halloween) is when your radio is crammed with wholesome, spirit-lifting tracks about loved ones, faith, in addition to a fat guy inside a red suit. But appearances could be deceiving. We usually forget that Frosty the Snowman melts/dies at the end of his song. Or that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was probably one particular insult away from massacring his playmates. Many of the world's best-loved Christmas songs are nothing at all more than upsetting tales of death, helplessness, and despair. Take off your rose-colored glasses, because right here may be the ugly actuality of some of your respective favored best christmas songs:
HAVE By yourself A MERRY Small Xmas (written by Hugh Martin & Ralph Blane, 1944. Performers include Judy Garland, Frank Sinatra, and James Taylor)
The original version starts out with the gut-punching opening lyric, "Have oneself a merry tiny christmas songs It might be your last." When Judy Garland nixed these lyrics as too depressing (the girl had instinct), the writers brightened it up a bit. Still, the final verses ("Someday soon we all might be together/ If the fates allow/ Until then we'll have to muddle through somehow") shows the song's harsh message: Let's enjoy this fleeting holiday while we can, because life is going to start sucking again real quickly.
SANTA BABY (written by Joan Javits & Philip Springer, 1953. Performers include Eartha Kitt, Madonna, and Kellie Pickler)
First of all, this is about the sluttiest Christmas song in existence. It's about a woman flirting with Santa Claus so he'll give her money (whether said woman is a stripper is up for interpretation)! A young attractive woman trying to woo a gross old man for money? Sounds like this could have been written by Anna Nicole Smith circa 1994. Madonna's 1987 version is particularly disturbing, from her Betty Boop-inspired vocalization to hearing her not-so-subtly ask Santa to "come and trim my Christmas tree." I know that quote is taken out of context, but it just sounds so dirty coming from Madonna.
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS (written by Tommie Connor, 1952. Performers include The Ronettes, The Jackson 5, and John Mellencamp)
The premise is that a boy comes downstairs on Xmas Eve to catch a glimpse of Santa Claus, but christmas songs classic finds his mother making out with the guy in red under the mistletoe. And we are led to believe that Santa is actually the boy's father dressed up, so it's all a jolly misunderstanding when the boy goes back to bed under the impression that his mother is a whore. But nowhere in the song does it explicitly say that "Santa" is actually the narrator's father. It might be anyone really. A neighbor having a fetish for red satin. An elderly Salvation Army volunteer. Or the real Saint Nicholas (he is real, correct?)!!! And even if it was the boy's father, so what? Walking in on your parents having sex is an awful enough memory, but seeing it happen on your favourite holiday is something that could ruin your Xmas memories forever.